TASNEEM: Aryeztur's "armies" moving into Lavalon

[Xon]

Aryez"tur" has changed the forum banner to read something to the effect of a mobilization of "troops" into Lavalon in order to "protect" its citizens. By citizens, we can assume just Aryez"tur" himself.

I oppose that move. Strategically, it is unwise; I have my own reasons, reasons which I have told to Aryez privately.

I am telling you of this so that you may institute the proper precautions. I suggest you contact Jon, who has been inactive, and tell him to work with you and Henzelli on drafting a new constitution.

Regards,

matthias vasroixe
governor-general, republic of avalonia, sullifree

[Aryez]

Xon, I recogmend that you abstain from trecherous activities. Aryez's armies are demobalized.

[csmith]

Okay, guys, give it a rest. We don't give a *$(^ about whether Aryez's fake armies are moving in, and we aren't writing a new constitution. If we do decide to do that, it will be a private discussion by the Cabinet.

[neem]

Hahahahahah, I'm definitely not scared of Aryez or his nation.

[Bartholomew Henzelli]

I think the question here is: "How many pixels are in Aryez's army?"
Seriously. If it's a million or more, we're doomed. It's like Rhode Island standing up to China. But I have a feeling he doesn't have any pixels in his army. So we should be good.

Sila! Chest'! Soyuz! YAAAAAA!
(Strength, Honor, Union--first motto of the SSNG back when we used Russian, pro-Soviet slogans. Hahaha...those were the days)